atlasisreal:

swarnpert:

swarnpert:

go fish but instead of saying go fish you say go fuck yourself

“got any 3s?” “go fuck yourself”

I don’t know if you’ve ever played go fish but that’s what you say when you do have the cards they asked for

iamleslieknope:

hugvvarts:

Harry can’t tell the difference between his potions’ pot and his bestfriend…they’re both cauldron

I finished reading this, scrolled past a bit, got it, rolled my eyes and came back up to reblog this I cannot believe this

guys

zsnes:

aru:

if i ever see any of you in public, the code is “i like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

this post is old enough to be enrolled in kindergarden. hope you love it in the school babey learn to read i love ypu

lonepapi:

*removes one earbud* fuck you want

verycooltrash:

retroactivebakeries:

verycooltrash:

#aparrently a forensics lab disposed a bag of hands improperly which like. how. how do you do that

don’t worry about it

notlostonanadventure:

yes-sica:

team0player0:

shock:

if fallout 76 really is a world where “every character is a real person” & there’s no NPCs im making it my civic duty to be like this lowly tavern barkeep and then once i’ve established enough of a rapport i’m going to nuke all of west virginia and it will be in character 

someone help where’s the screenshot of some post somewhere about the mmo player who barkept for a longass time then fucked absolutely everyone over

This one? @team0player0

This is like if Gone Girl was an MMO